Random Acts of Genius

For starters, let me just say that there needs to be a new rule implemented for Christmas. The new rule is that Christians are not allowed i...

...everyone else thinks you're an asshole. you might be a "real" christian if..... -you have parents that preach abstinence ov...

how hanukkah became a gift-giving "holiday." "mommy, why did johnny get all those gifts?" "because johnny is a chri...

well, technically, it's "regress," but our congress has managed to continue finding ways to confound, flabbergast and utterly ...

Today's most ridiculously obvious headline: Bush: Iraq war longer, costlier than expected-msn.com really? can you PLEASE hurry the fuck ...

Reason #458 that Alaska should be given away to the Russians: Alaskans nearly re-elected an 85 year old to Senate who'd been convicted ...

if i were a better, more dedicated and diligent poster, i'd probably make a weekly post entitled "Just Shut Up," beseeching th...