Saturday, August 11, 2007

Acronym-onious

acronyms are fun. especially the ones of the new generation. out with the old and in with the new such as MILF (and for some, even GILF).

if you're young enough to be reading a blog, you're old enough to know that MILF stands for "mother i'd like to fuck." sure, it's a funny term certainly coined by teenaged or 20-something males. but i'm interested more in what happens after said mission has been accomplished.

i was having a conversation about this with a friend of mine, who most certainly fits the bill for being a MILF (trust me, she's smokin' hot), and it really piqued my interest about the evolution of such creative, yet arbitrary terms.

for instance, what happens if you're lucky enough to bag this MILF? then it's no longer a "mother i'd like..", but now is a "mother i already..." that's just how it has to be, since it would no longer make sense, right? i mean, what if you, at one point, wanted to bed her, then did, but were so disappointed that you'd never consider it again? these are the questions we must ask ourselves as we rewrite the english lexicon. so, will the evolution of the term take on additional forms? i think so. here's a brief list of possibilities. your feedback on MILF and others is welcomed and encouraged:

-MILF (mom i'd like to fuck)
-MIAF (mom i already fucked)
-MIWFA (mom i want to fuck again)
-MIRF (mom i regret fucking)
-MIWNF (mom i would never fuck.....shows differing opinions between your buddy and you)

2 comments:

Jeen Yes said...

fine. we'll call it initialism. or alphabetism. how's that? six in one, half dozen the other my brother.

Cowboy said...

As long as we continue to steer clear of LOL (I punch anyone who types or says that to me), and keep heaping-on lots of sexcronyms:

That MILF is 36-24-36, we're talking GRADE-A T n' A.