on saturday, CJ and i attended one of the most exciting college football games ever. the rocky mountain showdown is the annual rivalry game between colorado and colorado state. and while i attended neither school and have no allegiance to either, i'm a fairly frequent visitor to the big rock (boulder), so naturally i chose to support CU. besides, i needed something to take my mind off the fact that my boys in maize and blue were committing the choke of the century.
we lucked into our tickets thru one of CJs friends and since the game was in denver (rather than boulder or ft. collins), it was a simple train ride to the stadium for me. i waited outside the tailgate area for CJ and the boys to arrive. the 20 minutes or so i spent watching the 20-something year old college girls walk (stumble) by really made me miss being 22 again because i must've fallen in love about 30-40 times in a span of 10 minutes with girls that were far too young for me to touch--especially the one that wore only her CU shirt and a black g-string. mmmmmm.
the first half of the game was brilliant. it was exciting, loud and scorching hot. the sun must've been focused directly on me, because i swear i was melting. we took off to the concourse with about 2:00 left in the first half, hoping to beat the rush to the concession stands.
by the time we'd grabbed our grub, we had a front row seat to the most glorious sight a 28 year old bachelor can have: hordes of college coeds, skimpily clad with tight pants, see through shirts, and the glow of drunkenness from 4 hours of tailgaiting strolling passed us as if they knew we were looking and hoped we'd continue. i could go into the gory details, but i'll spare you and leave only this sentiment: this game had the single largest collection of amazingly "talented" women i've ever seen in one place. ever. that includes spring break destinations, football games at other venues, and girls gone wild videos. only "heaven" would begin to approach an appropriate description of the situation.
anyway, the 2nd half was as exciting as the first, with the buffs pulling out an overtime win. i'd really gotten all into it by then and it was a nailbiter. we had a great time, leaving it all out on the field and our voices were reduced to nothing. but even as i look back at how great the game was (and it was all free, to boot!), my lasting impressions will be mostly of the unbelievable quantity and quality of the women present, with the game providing some ancillary background details.
rough 'em up buffaloes, go CU!
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a day i'll cherish for the rest of my life. looking forward to sharing it with my son someday. and my grandchildren.
"sorry, ma'am. no more deposits for the day. the spank bank is FULL!"
:)
wood: CU's girls made up for EMU's lack thereof multiple times. my description of it still doesn't do it justice. frankly, it was indescribable. the game was good too.
I say this is a poor post. You can't have several pictures of nice looking girls then discuss a girl in a g-string and NOT GET THAT PICTURE!
Better luck with that next time.
well, since i plan on attending a few more CU games in the near future, i'll make sure to bring my camera. CJ is the one that had the cam, and the g-string was spotted before he arrived...in the hordes of drunken hot chicks heading into the stadium from the tailgate area. the real reason this would qualify as a poor post is because there are no words in the english language to describe how numerous and how hot the girls were. of course, if you ever got your ass out here, you could see for yourself.
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