dear peyton manning,
this letter is to inform you that i despise both you and your douche bag brother, eli. i am truly incensed that you will be participating in the super bowl. i hope that your limbs are systematically removed from your torso with a surgeon's precision by the bears' defense. please don't take this wish personally. i just hate you.
JY
PS. you are very lucky that the saints didn't make it. otherwise, everyone in the country would be hating you about this much right now because you would be seen as having stood in the way of destiny.
PPS. this year's super bowl will be boring. i will not watch. i will watch the highlights and post game interviews to see if your arms and legs are still attached. if they are, i will turn off the tv. if they aren't, i will promptly be setting up a psychic hotline and cashing in on my newfound powers of fortune telling.
8 comments:
Dude, it's just a game.
'tis just a game. and one i'm not all that interested in, to boot. however, my hatred for the manning brothers goes back to his college football days. and as we all know, college football is life...the rest is just details.
Since you didn't play college football, and have been stealing your philosophy for life from Ashley Judd, that still doesn't make any sense.
ms. judd lives and dies with college basketball, not football (and kentucky basketball at that...ewwwww!). just as you despise USC, though you didn't play a snap for the bruins, i have similar hatred--though for different reasons--of players who attended other schools, like that ugly orange one in knoxville, tn. makes PERFECT sense.
I couldn't agree with you more. Down with the Mannings! And, yes, it is a shame that the Saints won't be there... GO SAINTS! But for now... GO BEARS! RIP HIS F*ING HEAD OFF!!!
You don't know whether or not I played football at UCLA. Stop assuming such nonsense.
i'm fairly certain it would have been on sportscenter if you had. and since i watch all 18 sportscenter shows per day, and ESPN news, i'd definitely know if you had. though, uck la has been bad enough in recent years that i wouldn't have put it past them to just pick people out of the stands to come and play. ;)
His limbs are still attached. Are you feeling okay?
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