Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Delicamessin'

why do the people at the deli counter insist on wrapping the zip lock part of the bag underneath the price sticker? is it because they know that when you try to open the bag by slowly ripping off the sticker that it'll rip your entire bag? maybe it's a conspiracy. or they're trained to do it to increase revenue. yeah, that's it. they do it so that as soon as you rip open the bag of whatever lunchmeat or cheese you just purchased, you'll have only a few days before you have to run right back because your stuff has spoiled. sneaky deli man. never trust anyone with a meat slicer.

2 comments:

Ghetto Photo Girl said...

Maybe you just have really bad hygiene?

I love the dentist. But I'm weird.

Anonymous said...

Stab it.