n. path for pedestrians on the side of a street.
that's right, the sidewalk is meant for walking. go figure. so, why then must you use the sidewalk as your personal bike lane? you're an adult. you should be responsible. you should know the rules of the road by now. and should have been wearing a helmet. asshat.
you ride on the sidewalk with your shitty ass bike wearing headphones--a no-no in heavy traffic areas--and are riding in the wrong. fucking. direction. what's more, you have the gall to dismount said bike, remove said headphones from your pudgy, ugly ass head and incite an argument because--GASP--dogs want to chase after a moving vehicle( yeah, a bike is a vehicle, you silly trollop) that shouldn't have been on the sidewalk in the first place!
i'm a cyclist. you're a heffer who somehow managed to find a bike that would support her immense weight. i follow the rules of the road. you don't even ride on it. get a brain, get a clue, or get of your god damned bike.
whore.
PS. in most cities, riding a bike on the sidewalk, provided you're not a child, is illegal and punishable by fines.
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This reminds me of a post that the Blind Wino once wrote about dropping a mattress on a fat woman. Because she was fat and wouldn't get out of the way. I just tried looking for it and I can't find it in his archives. Sorry. But it would have been really funny.
hw - deal. and if i can ever make my way out for a visit, i'll be sure to remind the pedestrian just who owns the path.
You're obviously not a fan of 80's wrestling. The Junk Yard Dog had a little move called a Clothesline. You could disguise this brutal move as a stretch or a yawn. Either way, bikers beware.
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