i have a wicked bad case of insomnia, hence the double post today. 2 points of randomness before i hit the hay and make a real attempt at sleep:
random point #1: who the fuck shoots amish people? the rash of school shootings in recent years has left most of us a little more desensitized to such mindless violence than we would like. but the most recent shooting somewhere in lancaster county, PA (i've been there, but couldn't even tell you what part of the god-forsaken state it's in. actually, since so many amish live there, can it really be "god-forsaken?" what's the opposite of god-forsaken anyway? god-blessed? god-inhabited? i don't know.) really caught me by surprise. amish people make furniture. and butter. and jelly. and they pray. alot. so who the fuck would shoot them? i don't get it. there are plenty of subhuman citizens trolling about the public school system throughout the country. why not shoot them? is it because they'll shoot back? probably. weird
random point #2: a much happier and much more random point. the "thank you for smoking" dvd is out. hallelujah. it might just be the best movie of my lifetime. except maybe for anything jon favreau has done. or christopher walken. what's with that guy anyway? he's weird, but i love imitating him. kevin pollack is better at it than i am. but that's 'cause he gets paid to do it. i don't. anyway, buy the dvd.
i'm off to slumber. hopefully i don't have any weird nightmares about being killed by a bunch of mutated serial killers and some random blogger setting up dolby digital surround sound in my room.
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I feel ya. If I were gonna cap some niggas, it certainly wouldn't be Amish school kids. What fun is that? Not much of a challenge either. Do Amish peeps even know how to run?
Now, holding a loaded 9-millie to the teacher's throat while I lay pipe in front of the class...would be fun. Ehhhh, nevermind that too. I heard Amish folk smell like cottage cheese.
HIPPIES!!! Real hippies, not poser hippies!!! I'd smoke a class full of hippies in a heartbeat. God damn hippies.
Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble:
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6am.
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.
7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"
6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."
4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.
3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening."
2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."
1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.
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